me: yeah i saw that last year on tumblr


do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 


it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fuckin double standard


Alena Rose & family.

Joe Jonas at VFILES Made Fashion Show After Party [02/05/14]

Joe Jonas being adorably shocked after a card trick is played on him


I hope that this year you find someone who likes the same weird shit you do and that you two make out to arctic monkeys and eat pizza